ic contact

[14thcommander]

It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]

Comments

[tetractys]

WELL, I'M DEAD, AND MY QUALITY OF LIFE IS TERRIBLE!

[14thcommander]

Is your hat... an organ? One of your organs?

[tetractys]

SOMEBODY'S ORGAN!

[14thcommander]

[There is a very

long

pause here. It's not like she's UNAWARE that there is probably some percentage of fuckery here, but, but,]

It sounds like you have a veritable fountain of bones going there, why aren't you just handing them out, huh?

[tetractys]

I DIDN'T SAY A FOUNTAIN.

[14thcommander]

Heeeeh heh heh... throw in a coin, make a wish from the fountain of boooooooooooones...

[tetractys]

I HOPE YOU WISHED FOR MORE BONES, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING.

[14thcommander]

I want a strange and foreign skull, produced by some benighted creature never seen before by humanity!

[tetractys]

OH SURE, I CAN DO THAT!

[14thcommander]

Yaayyyyyy! Woohoo! SKULLS!