ic contact

[14thcommander]

It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]

Comments

[beejfu]

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS SO LOW RIGHT NOW. I'M DEPRESSED AND SAD AND ANGRY AND EVERYTHING SUCKS.

[14thcommander]

In a barge coma! Well its not properly a coma because youre asleep! It happens here people fall asleep for long periods of time, I was asleep for two weeks before you arrived , and then I was awake for a week, and then I fell asleep again! its impossible to stop i think i went to sleep and never woke up. until now. very disturbing. what is going on??

[beejfu]

Well, babe, I'm glad you got your much-needed beauty rest because SOME ASSHOLES LOCKED ME UP.

AND ARE TRYING TO FEED ME CARROTS.

[14thcommander]

It's impossible to stop a coma! Tell me what happened. I'm reading back now

[beejfu]

WHATEVER.

ahh jeez fine ok

i went on a date with an adorable hushpuppy

and then his ex came to break us up and shot me

and locked me up

and now i'm traumatized and alone and in jail-ception and it sucks

pls come get me out

[14thcommander]

What was this I heard about possession?

[beejfu]

idk

what have you heard?

[14thcommander]

That you can jump into another body from yours and inhabit that body for some indeterminate time period.

So I think youre misrepresenting yourself a LITTLE!!

Preemptive calm down I’m talking to him anyway

[beejfu]

okay YES i can possess people big deal


fine

tell him he's pretty. he likes it.

[14thcommander]

I wonder how many more time s I will be LIED TO today????

anyway sit tight

[beejfu]

Hurry??? i don't wanna be here at dinnertime. i don't trust them not to do stuff to the food