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[14thcommander]

It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]

Comments

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate fountain

[beejfu]

in the middle of the BED.

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate MOAT and ask the admiral to put chococlate alligaotrs in there and then when people fall in they heat the alliGATOR

[beejfu]

omg omg

you're the queen of good ideas hange

okay chocolate moat. bed. choco-alligators.

oh shit i always wanted a miley cyrus wrecking ball hanging from the ceiling.

[14thcommander]

CHOCOLATE FISH

CHOCCOLATE EGCOSYSTEM

[beejfu]

you haven't eaten yet today have you

[14thcommander]

im merely consumed with curiosity over whether we d have candy bacteria

as in

made of candy

not devouraging backteria

im sure they do that already

[beejfu]

god that sounds boring.

no

we're just gonna go eat chocolate

until we puke.

[14thcommander]

I will ask for a microscope made of candy with lenses of sugar glass

functional

I want to thoroughly examine this

[beejfu]

okay

and i will ask for a bed

my very first own bed!!!

[14thcommander]

yes!!

and a chocolate fountain?

[beejfu]

YES!

And what else?

[14thcommander]

well i dont know

thats why youve got to look in those interior design books

maybe some plants? i dont know

[beejfu]

you think i'd be good at keeping plants alive? i'm barely managing it for ME

[14thcommander]

could dpeend son the plant! Maybe youd feel worse if a plant died under your care than if you got hurt? you couold practice with them.

[beejfu]

oh


you

might be onto something there!


because im suuuuper duper masochistic

[14thcommander]

i know

[beejfu]

i feel like i don't talk about it enough

[14thcommander]

I think i know youre a masochist better than YOU know

[beejfu]

haha


SO


plants. ok.

plants and...shit, what else do normal living guys have in their rooms.

one sec

[Betelgeuse steps away to flip through a few magazines he has laying around the house]

bad art, mostly.

blacklights YES

[14thcommander]

[PAUSE while she looks up blacklights on the handy mini computer Warren gave her!]

Wow that looks so fun!! It makes the colors so bright. I support you in having blacklights and lots of bright colors in there!

Nice places to sit! A good couch! hang up a hammock in your room so you can relax there!

[beejfu]

you are a chocolate fountain of good ideas today!

what's wrong with the floor???

[14thcommander]

whats wrong with eating only dry toast for every meal every ady when there are all these other delicious wonderful foods to try?

[beejfu]

Point.

Ooh! Admiral granted me a bed! It has LEGS!

[14thcommander]

go flop down on it, see how it feels