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[14thcommander]

It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]

Comments

[beejfu]

whoa.

I've never had one before!!

that's amazing

[14thcommander]

do you not have a bed in your cabin now?

[beejfu]

No? You've been to my cabin before. Did you see a bed anywhere?

[14thcommander]

this is really why you need to start messing with it! You are a person and a bed is hardly a luxury, it s something you should have

[beejfu]

No I shouldn't! I don't deser...ve....one.

Oh shit.

Oh SHIT I'm a warden now! I deserve to have a bed! Hell YES!

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate fountain

[beejfu]

in the middle of the BED.

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate MOAT and ask the admiral to put chococlate alligaotrs in there and then when people fall in they heat the alliGATOR

[beejfu]

omg omg

you're the queen of good ideas hange

okay chocolate moat. bed. choco-alligators.

oh shit i always wanted a miley cyrus wrecking ball hanging from the ceiling.

[14thcommander]

CHOCOLATE FISH

CHOCCOLATE EGCOSYSTEM

[beejfu]

you haven't eaten yet today have you

[14thcommander]

im merely consumed with curiosity over whether we d have candy bacteria

as in

made of candy

not devouraging backteria

im sure they do that already

[beejfu]

god that sounds boring.

no

we're just gonna go eat chocolate

until we puke.

[14thcommander]

I will ask for a microscope made of candy with lenses of sugar glass

functional

I want to thoroughly examine this

[beejfu]

okay

and i will ask for a bed

my very first own bed!!!

[14thcommander]

yes!!

and a chocolate fountain?

[beejfu]

YES!

And what else?

[14thcommander]

well i dont know

thats why youve got to look in those interior design books

maybe some plants? i dont know

[beejfu]

you think i'd be good at keeping plants alive? i'm barely managing it for ME

[14thcommander]

could dpeend son the plant! Maybe youd feel worse if a plant died under your care than if you got hurt? you couold practice with them.

[beejfu]

oh


you

might be onto something there!


because im suuuuper duper masochistic

[14thcommander]

i know

[beejfu]

i feel like i don't talk about it enough

[14thcommander]

I think i know youre a masochist better than YOU know

[beejfu]

haha


SO


plants. ok.

plants and...shit, what else do normal living guys have in their rooms.

one sec

[Betelgeuse steps away to flip through a few magazines he has laying around the house]

bad art, mostly.

blacklights YES