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[14thcommander]

It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]

Comments

[beejfu]

Would you ever invite me inside or would I have to invade to get in?

[14thcommander]

bring tribute

pay the toll

[beejfu]

Whiskey or bourbon?

[14thcommander]

either but both is even better.

[beejfu]

Both? You must think I'm made of money!

[14thcommander]

im no fool!! and i know no one uses money here

how is money learning with stan going by the way

[beejfu]

Great! I know how to grift tourists and lift wallets now!

[14thcommander]

well

i suppose theft and shystering are skills all their own

[beejfu]

They play on my natural demonic tendencies.

Also I learned how much it costs for a house. a LOT.

[14thcommander]

it kinda depends on where you end up you know

i never bought a house i livedin barracks or in hq most of my adult life

[beejfu]

Oh! Right. Duh.

I mean.

If I'm with you I can just nap at the foot of your bed. Like a diseased mangy coyote.

[14thcommander]

nope! You need your own bed, room, etc. and yuo gotta earn your keep somehow. no freeloaders. BUT what i want to say is that the requirements of one world and job arent the reuqirements of all of them

[beejfu]

I'd get my own BED?

[14thcommander]

well, presumably

[beejfu]

whoa.

I've never had one before!!

that's amazing

[14thcommander]

do you not have a bed in your cabin now?

[beejfu]

No? You've been to my cabin before. Did you see a bed anywhere?

[14thcommander]

this is really why you need to start messing with it! You are a person and a bed is hardly a luxury, it s something you should have

[beejfu]

No I shouldn't! I don't deser...ve....one.

Oh shit.

Oh SHIT I'm a warden now! I deserve to have a bed! Hell YES!

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate fountain

[beejfu]

in the middle of the BED.

[14thcommander]

put in a chocolate MOAT and ask the admiral to put chococlate alligaotrs in there and then when people fall in they heat the alliGATOR

[beejfu]

omg omg

you're the queen of good ideas hange

okay chocolate moat. bed. choco-alligators.

oh shit i always wanted a miley cyrus wrecking ball hanging from the ceiling.

[14thcommander]

CHOCOLATE FISH

CHOCCOLATE EGCOSYSTEM

[beejfu]

you haven't eaten yet today have you