14thcommander: (keep 'em in fighting trim)
hellscape she-beast ([personal profile] 14thcommander) wrote2025-07-18 05:59 pm
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It's Hange, Hange, Hange! Were you looking for me? I'll get back to you posthaste. Or when it's convenient.

[ communicator & actionspam it's all good ]
beejfu: (don't you wanna see dad suffer??)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-24 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He glances over, and actually lets her defile the dead. It's what Sandy would have wanted.

Said sandworm has an enormously heavy outer head, and fangs that line her jaws both upper and lower. Her tongue is prehensile and was made for latching onto smaller prey. One of the fangs looks like it was sawed at by a letter opener and then said person gave up halfway through]


To the Netherworld. They eat ghosts like me.
beejfu: (well hi there)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
This thing eats only ghosts, Hange. If they didn't, the Netherworld would have been overpopulated as shit. You know how many people have died in the history of the world?

Lots.

[He huffs, but doesn't get out of the way, his arms thrown up over Sandy's back like a couch. She's striped, just like his suit and the actual couch and half the apartment]
beejfu: (well hi there)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-26 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He turns, staring back at her. Staring her down, in fact]


You had your chance for dissection.
beejfu: (book learning)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He rolls his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose as he massages what looks like a moody headache]

Hange, I do. I would.

But right now I just want you to fix her, okay? Can we dissect later?
beejfu: (don't you wanna see dad suffer??)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-28 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles a bit at that, but gets up and considers the furniture. Obviously the couch is out. And the chairs all have spikes on them in uncomfortable places.

Damn. Up the stairs it is. He walks halfway up the stairs and turns to sit down on them]


There's this or the attic, and I haven't cleaned up in there since Rhys and I last had sex.
beejfu: (well hi there)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-29 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[after a lighthearted back and forth, BJ puts his hand over the communicator to mute it]

"If"?
beejfu: (book learning)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-29 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He stares at her, confused, and honestly worried]


....Well, I could.
beejfu: (don't you wanna see dad suffer??)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-29 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He hunches up, scowling but not at Hange]

Like I couldn't find out.
beejfu: (don't you wanna see dad suffer??)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-03-30 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[And as soon as the Hange's request is granted, Big Sandy the corpse starts to disappear. Betelgeuse pulls away from the arm around his shoulders in order to stand up, watching nervously to make sure it's not a trap.

The big sandworm is gone. In its place is a small black-and-white striped egg, which is rocking back and forth and beginning to hatch.

He leaps over the banister with a crash to scamper close to the egg]
beejfu: (actually yes but no)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-04-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He crouches down, looking expectant and awed at the egg]

You know, I don't normally get to see life. They don't let me in hospitals and there's a disappointing amount of home births these days.

[And then, from a crack at the top of the egg, comes a tiny rawr! as Little Sandy nudges open her shell prison with her exterior head.]
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[personal profile] beejfu 2020-04-02 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives an adoring laugh, even sounding a little choked up from happiness]

She always loves biting people. Pinch her jaw line or she'll try and swallow you.

Oh, you are precious.
beejfu: (adorkable in a gross way)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-04-02 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[BJ keeps making cooing noises like a proud parent as the tiny sandworm tries her hardest to devour Hange, not yet able to break skin]

Isn't she just?

Thanks, Hange. I missed the old girl.
beejfu: (needy desperation!)

[personal profile] beejfu 2020-04-02 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[All softness drops from his tone. He gets a needy whine in his voice, looking from Hange to Sandy and back]

No, why? Jesus christ, Hange, she came with me, she belongs with her own brand of weirdness. You'll dissect her.

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